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Post by swampmaster on Apr 25, 2012 20:01:05 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, It would be an honor and my pleasure to gladly share pie with fine gentlemen such as you and Mr.bill!! Hmmm whats that I smell? a challenge? LOL since I never back down from one I WITHDRAW my previous bow out and am puttin on my hipboots!LOL. hope this ain't gonna give ya headache as its all in the name of FUN!! I bid --2 bills with lincoln-- 1 w/jackson,--4 w/washington,1 w/hamilton, +4-nickels,3 dimes,26 pennies,and 3quarters!!!LOL LOL +++ I will bring real metal forks!! again all in the name of FUNNN!!!LOL
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Post by bballou on Apr 25, 2012 20:46:36 GMT -5
Hells ---Bells----I am going to have to lift the floor boards in the guest room---jest to see what you are talking about ---(swampmaster) I am not allowed to carry paper any more---and have forgotten who is who. It will be tomorrow afternoon before I get back to yas. I do remember Grant -- Jackson and Franklin --- LOL
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Post by papabear on Apr 26, 2012 6:38:16 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Swampmaster, I did some figuring......I figure by the time you share that pie with all them fellers you mentioned {Lincoln, Jackson, Washington, Hamilton} there wont be nothing but crumbs for Mr. Bill and I, lol..........4575 pennies..... Regards papabear
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 26, 2012 12:08:33 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, Thats a good one, you got me there! LOL! But it is also the reason I am biddin on this Pie so there WILL be some to SHARE!!LOL (not to mention supportin a great cause and havin a good time doin it)so I hope you kept your scratch paper cause I sure don't want to get your top knot in a tangle LOL, I bid my previous bid (have to scroll up) +++ 1-nickel + 2 dimes +24 pennies!!LOL plus I will clean the forks after Mr Lincoln,Jackson,Washington and Hamilton are done with thier share!!!LOL
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 26, 2012 12:14:58 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, Sure hope I do not have to invite MR. GRANT AND MR. FRANKLIN!!LOL as there may be none left for any of us!!LOL
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Post by papabear on Apr 26, 2012 18:48:32 GMT -5
Dear Mr Swampmaster, friend, im going to have to buy a gasoline powered beaver to keep up with sharpening my pencil........4625 pennies......What happened to Mr. Bill...hope he didnt get trapped under his guest room floor......prying up them old plank floor boards can be tricky....... Regards papabear
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Post by bballou on Apr 26, 2012 19:07:57 GMT -5
I think we may as well buy 2 --- 6 packs of PIES-----AFTER ALL THE GUESTS EAT--WE SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING how-ever small----I am sure some of the guys who bid before --- will want to be included. Mole and the Pie Mounger will each eat at least one whole 12 inch pie on there own. Jest MAY-BE we should talk to Wayne about a pie eating contest. Of course the pie eating area will have to be fenced off--- children should not be allowed to watch ----things might get messy and may-be a little bloody.
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Post by bballou on Apr 26, 2012 19:12:57 GMT -5
Forgot to bid-----4630 pennies----Had to work all day---then had to add another pistol to the permit.
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 26, 2012 20:45:14 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, LOL took me a while to stop laughing! sure had a good belly shakin going!!LOL and glad I was not taking a drink when I read that or I would be wipin the screen!!LOL! But be sure to make sure they have a good warranty and to add marine grade stabil to the fuel for that type of sharpener as I hear tell that this here new fangled type of gas they make these days will dissolve the gums and jaw bones on them and the blades will fall out after just one sharpenin!! LOL
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 26, 2012 21:07:34 GMT -5
Mr BILL Sir, You went and got another pistol and still got $$ to bid with? Just how many floor boards did you have to pull up for that? Hope you at least threw a few beaver boards over the hole so no one falls in!! LOL!! Y ou fellers make a good point about all those guests and now I know why you guys are only using pennies as that means only one guest and as it is Mr Lincoln and he was tall but THIN man, he won't eat much!!! takes me a while but I catch on!!LOL So I hereby raise you twenty one copper Lincolns!
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Post by papabear on Apr 26, 2012 22:19:35 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Bill, Pistols, Pies, and Pennies......hmmm a country song?......Im beginning to think you got hip boots sewed inside your britches for pockets ole boy..........Mr Swampmaster, Mr. Mole will be present at the Rondy and perhaps he may accomodate you by letting you use his De~luxe pie fork polisher he had installed in his wifes vehicle to clean those forks, and if your real lucky he just might let you sit in his beaver fur recliner and belly up to the surgical, stainless steel pie eatin table thats also in the back of that vehicle.........4675 pennies..... Regards papabear
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 27, 2012 8:45:44 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, Sounds like Mr Mole takes his pie eatin very serious and has gone high tech. It would be an honor to sit and share pie with you, Mr Mole and Mr Bill and others I do not know of yet. As far as all those fancy accomodations that would be real nice but for the chance to share pie with you fellers I would be willin to sit on a rotten stump soaked in backbreaker and eat my piece of pie with my fingers served on a set MB750!!LOL I hereby raise you 16 brandy new 2012 copper Lincolns!
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Post by papabear on Apr 27, 2012 12:22:28 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Swampmaster, ole Mr. Mole is a master at pie eatin........Id bet my last and only dollar bill that, in one gracefull motion he could scrounge that piece of pie off the pan, have it 'et and swallered before the jaws snapped shut on that 750..........4700 pennies....Regards papabear
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Post by bballou on Apr 27, 2012 17:32:44 GMT -5
The story's from the North Country about Mr. Moles pie eating ability are passed down fron one generation to the other. Word was MR MOLE WAS WEIGHED BEFORE HE COULD ENTER A STORE THAT SOLD PIES---his weight was recorded ----and when he left the store he was weighed again---one time he gained 10 lb's in 10 min.s and the store cameras never showed a thing----only a big smile when he walked pass the pies--and the last time he passed the pies there seamed to be a big belch. The man is super fast --when it comes to pie. Had to pull all the boards from the floor---forgot where I put them again. IF ANY ONE enters Mr Moles pie eating mobile---the first and most important thing is to have on shades ---the shine will blind YA.---He likes clean when he OPERATES on a pie. ---even if its only a milli - second and it can be dangerious---a young fellow reached in front of him ---"once" when Mole was eating a pie -----they now call that guy STUMPY.---4725 PENNIES ---AND A DIME.
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 27, 2012 19:23:02 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir& Mr Bill, There just ain't much a feller can say about that except to bow graciously to Mr Mole's pie eatin ability and your superior tail tellin, I chuckled so hard for so long it feels like I did a hundred crunches and may have burned two hundred calories!You fellers might could sell some of yer tales as a diet plan since readin them sure gets the belly a jumpin and has to be burnin calories!LOL I sure do enjoy the fire outta swappin words with you fellers( as does my wife too ) been havin more laughs and fun on here than I had anywhere in a long spell.I sure do appreciate you fellers lettin me join in on the FUNNNN!!well it is gettin late I gotta get a little shut eye as I am leavin here 2am(6 1/2 hr drive) headin up to my place in Diana(natural bridge) for 10 days or so, gotta get-r-done so we can move in before winter!-can't wait!! so no bid from me tonite but, be warned I may sneek on here tomorrow eve right before 8!!LOL so better keep a sharp eye out!! have a good one fellers!!!
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Post by papabear on Apr 27, 2012 21:26:42 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Swampmaster, Have a safe trip, friend!.............Mr. Bill, I wonder what happened to Mr Helligas.......must be hes busy building all those fine Deer Creek Lures.......sure miss his contribution to this pie buy. Regards papabear
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Post by bballou on Apr 28, 2012 6:04:53 GMT -5
OH ---The pie mounger----must be you havent hurd------He got all excited talking about these pies---and there good eating---He started to drool and slobber---then he got to building lure ---WELL that made the DROOLING rely flow.-----Got so bad he was making a mess in the house and lure shed----His wife warned him several times but he wouldent stop - OR - couldent ----well the wife had to do something---she was going to tape his mouth but figured he-d drown SO SHE took the computer away from him for a week and made him stand in the north corner of the lure shed until the drooling stopped for 20 mins. HERE TELL he was in the corner almost all day. Think he starts therapy on MON.----probably wont be able to come out and play all summer.
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Post by mole on Apr 28, 2012 14:23:05 GMT -5
Something for you to Chew on. I AM Delivering the Pie in Question.
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Post by papabear on Apr 28, 2012 15:25:06 GMT -5
Dear Mr. Mole thats been my concern all along, my friend....you chewing on the pie during the delivery!!!! LOL...like puttin the fox in charge of gaurding the hen house, if you ask me........Gonna have to get Miss Sugar to drive the van so Mrs deb can focus her full attention on keeping an eye on you, ole boy......... 4800 pennies Regards papabear
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Post by bballou on Apr 28, 2012 16:52:17 GMT -5
ED ------ THAT IS SOMETHING A PERSON PUTS IN THE BACK OF THERE MINDS----- you know---they fear it is comming but they dont want to think about it....I would say unless Debbie tapes your mouth shut----or puts you in a DR.Lector rig ---- the taste of fresh pie at the rondy (for us) is very very small. But dont worry we all know you cant help your self------must be like being on drugs or smokeing-----You might try one of them ANTI pie eating orginizations ---- if you can stop eating pie long enough to go to one.----Good Luck.
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 28, 2012 18:56:34 GMT -5
Honorable Papabear Sir, Thank You friend for the safe travel thought!! Trip went well got here 9:15am. Just got the time to get on here, when your by yourself you gotta do everything yourself,Whewww! HMMMM.... 9 minutes left cuttin er close!! But have no fear friend since I got the last one it would not be right for me to continue biddin!! Looks like you may have this one! I surely hope you get it as in my opinion you deserve it !!!! I have had a blast tradin bids on here THANK YOU FOR ALL THE FUN!!!!!! please enjoy the pie in good health Sir-Friend!!
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Post by swampmaster on Apr 28, 2012 18:57:52 GMT -5
OHHHH Hope it arrives untouched!!!!LOL
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